At dinner tonight:

We always have a contest to win my dads favor and my brothers always say "Your as skinny as the universe" and "Your as skinny as God."
Well tonight Joe (12) said "Your as skinny as jesus."
Then Jacob (6) said "Jesus isnt always skinny, hes medium-fat."
Yeah little kids are cuute.

My mom had overcooked the noodles and we have this saying not college material thats from the simpsons.