iPod Nano Replaces iPod Mini

Bad Idea......

Watching Bad Santa

Bad(der) Santa
its fuckin hilarious!

oops!

Lol i forgot this blogs 2nd birthday! well yea this blogs birthday was August 1st. I started this blog because my dad wanted my to practice my writing skills. I have the day off today because its a teachers conference. I just put a pizza in the oven for lunch. After lunch my brother and I are gonna go to the park and shoot some hoops or play some baseball. so ill write later or tomorrow!

Still Grounded

Ya I'm still grounded but im doing a ton better im not as depressed and my parents still let me drive just not to anywhere fun right now. But both my parents are gone today and one car is left so I can drive. YAY! I'm gonna go to the park with Jacob and probably shoot some hoops! But first its lunch time! Yes i wish this day would never end. Its so sunny outside today perfect weather for anything.

Feeling Better

Feeling a bit better


I'm feeling a little better about the whole crash thing but I still feel like a fucking idiot. Well I sold my car yesterday to some punk with two big black earrings and he tried to rip my mom off and she almost sold my car for like $50 bucks but then this Jerry's guy told us it was worth more like $200 so we made a new offer and this punk got real pissed. I was hoping Jerry would beat his ass. He was one of those no good punks whos just out to rip people who don't know any better off. Gosh and my mom was like trying to be nice and he was still a jerk. I wanted to beat his ass so bad I wish jerry would have because he looked like he wanted to do the same thing I did. Man, Jerry was cool I hope I'm as cool as him when I get older. Also I'm just glad no one got hurt in the car crash because that would've ruined my life I probably wouldn't talk for a long time or something and just be super depressed. Well now my parents wont let my drive for any reason other than they tell me too like pick up my brothers or go to church shit like that. Which sucks but ill be in better shape because ill be walking places now that I would've driven too. Also it sucks because afterschool I'm going to have to suffer in the winter and take the bus in freezing temperatures but my car was going to be freezing anyways so its all good. I'm also pretty pumped about the world series game 1 which is on tonight at six'o'clock. So we'll ill post more tomorrow.

I fucked up......

Major League Baseball : Division Series: home

WHOOOO ANGELS BEAT YANKEES the yankess have been shafted two years in a row! YES! Now all that needs to happen is the twins beating the Yankees! give it a few years!

Role and Ressonance of the institutionalized last meal of the prisoners on death row in the U.S

Last Supper

Wikipedia Article on Minnesota

Minnesota

Best State in The Union!

WOW!!!

Damn MA kids are so rich.

At like $40-$50 bucks a game!

The Big Lebowski - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

The Big Lebowski - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia:

Jeffery Lebowski's character is based on Jeff Dowd, a longtime friend of the Coen brothers.

The Walter Sobchak character is loosely based on filmmaker John Milius.

The rug that 'tied the room together' now hangs on the wall of La'Bowski's Restaurant in Lubbock, Texas.

The word 'man' is said 174 times during the film.

The word 'fuck' (and variants) is said 398 times.

'Dude' is said 1274 times, including variations.

'The Dude' is in every scene, except for the diner scene with the nihilists, in which the missing toe is seen.

The term 'oat soda' is used to refer to beer."

The Dude

"Nobody fucks with da Jesus."

McDonald's Corporation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

McDonald's Corporation - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Taco Bell - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Taco Bell - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

"On April 1, 1996, Taco Bell took out a full-page advertisement in The New York Times announcing that they had purchased the Liberty Bell to 'reduce the country's debt' and renamed it to 'the Taco Liberty Bell.' Thousands of people who did not immediately get the April Fool's Day hoax protested.

In 1998, it introduced the Taco Bell chihuahua, who spoke the line in commercials for their wildly popular 'Yo quiero Taco Bell' campaign. In the Spanish language, yo quiero means I want (or love). The little dog's real name was 'Dinky'.

However, recently in the mid-2000s, Taco Bell has gone away from the chihuahua and instead has promoted its value menu through 'I'm Full!!' commercials.

Taco Bell encourages its diners to 'think outside the bun', a reference to its bypassing the efforts and popularity wars of such hamburger-selling fast food chains as McDonald's and Burger King through the tortilla instead of the bun. Ironically, Taco Bell had a menu item called the 'Bell Beefer' (bun, [taco spiced] beef, lettuce, cheese and tomato) in the mid to late 1980's designed to compete with burger chains, but the product did not catch on."

The camp I'm going to counsel for next week! Sounds fun! Hope I get the older kids or the younger ones! Whatever!

Classes for Kids and Families: "Animal Grossology Camp
Do you eat the wrapper with your hamburger? Meet animals that do. Make a giant gut. Learn how important pooh is when studying animals extinct or living. Visit the Animal Grossolgy Exhibit throughout the week. Study the inner workings of the zoological kingdom. Design behavioral experiments for slimy creatures. Make human slime. Conduct biological research on a rare creature using GenScope software in the Learning Technologies Center. We will provide the gloves for this excritorius week.
Date: Mon-Fri, August 8-12
Time: 8 a.m.-4 p.m.
Ages: 7-12
Course Code: CAG
Fee: $285, $260 mbr
Location: Science Museum (meet at education entrance)
Instructor: Kathy Cork, Amy Kruchowski, Learning Technologies Staff"

Minnesota Twins : News : Minnesota Twins News

Torii Hunter went on the 15-day disabled list with a strained, and possibly torn, tendon in his left ankle. In the first inning, Hunter tried to catch David Ortiz's drive to the deepest part of Fenway Park in center field. As he made a leaping try at the ball, the 30-year-old's spike caught the fence's padding and turned his ankle.

A wierd truck thats been on the street beside our house since Monday
My Boss Ride

My first try with the program Autostitch. Pretty good. I'm going make one of my room later today. So keep checkin. -Sam out

grow-a-brain blog

This blog has many cool links.

bird landing gear

Map of percentage of dope-smokers in the US

Its interesting how St. Paul has a higher percentage of people who smoke pot than the rest of Minnesota. Also those hippies in Massachusetts and California must be really lighten up those bongs. They have 8.02 - 12.16 percentages of people. Wierd.

Oh man! I went to work today at the Science Museum of Minnesota at 8:10 and stayed till 4:45. Thats around 8.5 hours! I work with this hot girl named Lalu. And Last night me and some of the members of my youth group came over to my house and watched the 1st batman movie and the second batman movie. I went to sleep around 11:00 pm. Well back to today. After I had worked at the science museum for 8.5 hours I walked to the museums store. I was looking for a present for my mom, but I only had $10 dollars so I ended up going home empty handed. I then walked to the bus stop and saw Emma with her dad who was taking the bus home. We both said "hi" and then as I got on the bus she sayed "bye sam." which was amazing because I didnt know she knew my name. By the way, today me and the kids thought up a new game. Well some kids have a bean bag and me and some of the other conselors try to get those bean bags and keep other kids from getting them. It was fun and the kids really enjoyed it. Anyways, I came home at about 5:28pm and got to rest for about half an hour. Then I had to drive my mom's van to a baseballl field where I would be umping. Anyways when I got their there was only one team thier and the team eventually had to forfeit because they only had eight players. They played a four-inning exhibition game. Then I drove home and here I am relaxing in my air-conditioned house. Well next month is going to be my blogs 3rd birthday! YAY! anyways we are going to the Brule this weekend, so I'll post again next week because I'm not working next week.
-Sam

Hunter named AL player of the week!

MLB.com

Wikipedia.com

This is a cool web page. Its like an interactive dictionary! Check it out!

An Interactive Map and History of the Electoral College

This is cool and you can see how bush kicked kerry's butt real good! :)

Ahhhh!! The last week of my sophomore year in highschool! Only two years left! Well this week I got finals, which really sucks! And im studying a ton it feels like my brain is going to explode with all this knowledge. Well me and my family just spent our memorial day weekend at our cabin in douglass county, Wisconsin. It was fun and beautiful. We played baseball, golf, fixed up our club house, shot guns at a target, had bonfires, slept on a porch, played games by the fire. It was marvelous. I cant wait for school to be over and for summer to officially start!

Alright Today in World History with Mr. Erickson, we were watching a movie on Japan. All the kids in the class were laughing and making fun of the people in the movie for the whole class period which shows how shallow and narrowminded we Americans are. Thats the problem with our generation, we dont care about other religions or societies and we just laugh at them. Well I'm sorry but that is not cool.

Baseball Lingo

basket catch -- When a fielder catches a ball with his glove near belt level.
cycle -- When a batter hits a single, double, triple and home run in the same game.
gopher ball -- A pitch hit for a home run, as in "go for."

Heres how my family compares to Malcolm in the middles family. Which is a tv show on fox 29's comedy block hour. The main character is named Malcolm and everything is seen from his point of view.

My Dad: Doesn't match Malcolms dad or mom

My Mom: Doesn't match Malcolms dad or mom

Me: Reese (The oldest and the badboy of the family)

My Brother Joe: Dewey (The spazzy and stupid one)

My Little Brother Jacob: Malcolm (The only smart one in the family, the one that holds them together)

While my family doesnt actually fit, it is pretty close.

Urban Dictionary Definition of Crunked

People have been saying this and I didnt know what it meant but now I do.

Definition of Esperanto

How many people speak Esperanto?

A website where you can learn to speak esperanto

Starlights Blog

A friend of mine was teaching his Biology class about reproduction and had said that sperm contains both fructose and glucose. Without hesitation, a female student put her hand up and said, "But it doesn't taste sweet."
True Story.

-From Starlights blog

Minnesota Twins vs. Toronto Bluejays Preview

Johan Santana the Cy Young award winner will be on the mound today. This season he is 5-1. Lets hope we can get him another run by getting some runs when he starts pitching those strikes.

Torie Hunter who had a sore wrist is returning tonight. He has won 4 gold glove awards and is batting .272 (12-44) with 3 RBIs in 10 games this month.

The ex twin Corey Koskie will be back in the Metrodome for the first game since he left the twins. I hope we can get some runs and can support Santana. Because that makes me mad when he pitches great and only allows a run but our offense cant score any runs to counter that with.

Like a Kumquat, flying out of a jet engine.

Twins massacre Tigers : 8-4

The Minnesota Twins scored five runs in the first inning! This does not happen often and because of this Kyle Lohse could warm himself up and ended with some good stats. Terry Tiffee was to replace the injured Justin Morneau and he got an RBI and even scored himself.

I think if the Twins keep up this momentum they'll be unstoppable!
WHHOOOOO!!!! GO TWINS!!!!

I just got dumped by this freshman and now i dont no wut to think. I thought she liked me but it turned out she could care less. So now I have to recover and think things over like am i really ready for a relationship and what am i gonna do next time. oh well ill post more about this tomorrow.

Dont Take A Water Gun To A Scissor Fight

Some anger issues...

“I'd rather save a home run than hit one. I've always been like that. Defense is what I pride myself on."

The twins one 2 out of their 3 games vs. Seattle and sadly, only won one game out of three vs. their rivals the White Sox. The twins standings in the central division is 2nd. Our record is (3-3). Our next series is vs. Detroit. I think we will rock them!

Idiot!

Last night me and my family watched napoleon dynamite.
Its pretty flippin funny!

Hey Napoleon what are you going to do today?

Whatever i feel like GOSH!

Definition of Phat from Urbandictionary.com

Urban Legends Reference Pages: Rumors of War (Madrid)

It says that their was 911 days bettween the September 11 Terrorist attacks on the U.S. and the 2004 train bombings in Madrid, Spain.

Status: True

Major League Baseball : News : Major League Baseball News

Twins look promising for this 2005 season!

article about joe mauer moving to the infield from mlb.com

If his knee doesnt get better they might move him to third
and then move michael cuddyer to 2nd base.

Alright well It went pretty much as planned. At about 5:45 we left our house and made our way to Nyawaragas house. It took less time then I originally planned and so we were about 5 minutes early. On the way to her house, I called my grandma because i was wondering when i should give her the corsage and of course grandma knew. So when we arrived at her house, I went inside and was surrounded by kids of all ages. I shook hands with who i think was their grandma but im not sure. Then I sat down amongst all those kids and talked with them for a bit. They seemed nice and pretty cool. Then Nyawaraga came down in a beautiful black dress. We then left and went outside and into our van. On the way to Gwens house we talked about school, drivers ed, and other things like that. When we got to Gwens house, she was in a pretty purpilish/pinkish dress. We then sat around at her house for about 2-3 minutes. As we were leaving her house to go to the restraunt, Gwens parents took 2 pictures of all three of us. Then we drove to the restraunt. When we entered a waitress asked us if we were with the dance party and we said yes. They took us to a table that already had gwens friend (lauren and her cousin robert((i think)). We talked for a while and then we ordered. Robert and I got Ravoilli and all three of the girls got some pasta dish. It was very good but also was very small. I was still hungry after i had gobbled it up and ate about 2 pieces of bread. Then we went outside to wait for Gwens dad who was going 2 pic us up from the restraunt and drive us to our final destination: The dance. We waited for about ten minutes and then Kit (Gwens dad), drove up in a van. He then drove us to the dance while he agrued with Gwen about the volume of the radio which was tuned 2 101.3. We then got to the dance and I helped Nyawaraga take off her coat and we gave the admission people our tickets. The rest of this story is pretty boring. We just talked about stuff and slow danced twice. Im not really bold enough to dance and i really suck at it. So then my mom picked us up at about 11;18pm and we got home around 12:01am. By the way there was this awesome chocolate fountain that you could hold a strawberry under and then the strawberry would get covered in chocolate, oh man it was good. Well thats my whole night. I had a really good time and hope i do that again next year.

Yo!
Tonight is the Snodaze dance. My plans for tonight our as follows: Pick up Nyawarga, get dropped off at Gwens house @6:45, Go to some restraunt, then @ 8:00pm, Finally go to the dance and stay till 11:00pm. Then we are going to drop Nyawarga off at home and then go home ourselves. The people who are coming with us are gwens cousin, gwens friend lauren (I think), another guy friend of Gwens, Gwen (of course), and then me and Nyawarga. I will report tomorrow on how all of this went. I am so excited about it. Its formal so i have to dress up really nice but its well worth it. I also have to bring lots of money to pay for dinner so tomorrow ill tell u how much it was. Im also gonna ask my parents about tiping or just google it. okay tomoorow ill help.

The definition of "Sharded"

Click on it if your curious! Otherwise fuckoff!

Today is Valentines Day!
A day full of love and of showing how you really feel about that special someone!
ahhhhh! Yea thats a load of shit!
Anyways I asked Nywarga to go to snodaze with me and she said yes.
Tomorrow I plan to talk to Gwen about going out to dinner as a group with her and soren, and me and Nywarga. So ill post more tomorrow! Bye!

This is Google Local a new program from Google. Its pretty cool, I havent really messed around with it too much so i dont know all about it but from wut i've done its been pretty sweet.

SMG 2004

Definition of Nub - from Urbandictionary.com

A cool blog that i found though the next blog thing

Restrained GI in photo may be plastic toy

Damn these terrorists must be getting pretty desperate if they are resorting to faking beheadings with toys made in the U.S. and they could have made it harder by having the dolls wear the right clothes and stuff.

State of the union drinking game

Fidel Castro calls bush 'Deranged' - Yahoo News

Notes from Superbowl XXXIX - from sportsline.com

Terrell Owens Says he can play on Sunday

JBaller8803 (7:22:18 PM): r u goin over to that chics house?
Snowdude 943 (7:22:31 PM): no but im seeing her at a play tomorrow night.

(a convo me and a friend of mine had)

ESPN.com - NHL - Burnside: Actions vs. words

Yeah these selfish players are never going to agree to a salary cap. I hate hockey but I'm still ashamed by how hockey players are so selfish that they wont take a paycut to save the sport.

No final word on Osama's bounty : HindustanTimes.com

This I think might work but also may look like we are getting desperate. Im all for the war but I might not look good to others.

Will John Kerry run again? The ball is in Teresa's hands - PittsburghLIVE.com

Current Roster for 2005 Season

Republican Blog

If the falcons beat the eagles im gonna be mad. Well I just hope the patriots dont win annnoottthhheeerrr super bowl! They've won enough already.
SMG

At dinner tonight:

We always have a contest to win my dads favor and my brothers always say "Your as skinny as the universe" and "Your as skinny as God."
Well tonight Joe (12) said "Your as skinny as jesus."
Then Jacob (6) said "Jesus isnt always skinny, hes medium-fat."
Yeah little kids are cuute.

My mom had overcooked the noodles and we have this saying not college material thats from the simpsons.

On Saturday night, Alison (who used to be a part of our youth group but is now in college), margo, gwen, soren, kari, and I hung out and watched two movies. One of the movies was "Not another teen movie" which makes fun of all those sappy, crappy, sucky, shitty teen movies we all hate. Anyways it was really good and really funny. Then after the movie soren was going to leave to go to a friends birthday party elsewhere but he ended up not going and staying till the end. The next movie we watched was called "Wicker Park" and that was pretty good. The plot was good but the sappy girly stuff really sucked. But it was worth it. It had a really wierd plot that you didnt understand till near the end of the movie but it was good. Then after that we left and Soren drove me home. I got home and when I was walking upstairs my mom bellowed "Your 45 minutes past curfew." and I said "Well the movie went later then we expected." Then I walked into my room and plunked onto my bed and fell asleep soon after.

A few weeks ago a group of friends and I were enjoying another lunch at minnehaha academy. We were discussing star wars and then got talking about why Samuel L. Jackson had a purple lightsaber? Why did the only black man have to have a purple lightsaber?

A week later two friends (we'll call riley and charlie) and I were commenting on how charlie had an Ipod. Then Riley commented on how there were no black ipods. Then charlie said "Do you want me to pound you midget?" then Riley said "Oh so your being racist against midgets?"

By the way to all you public school losers, I have today and tomorrow off of school. Then starting Wednesday, I have finals college style so I only have to stay at school when I have finals to go to. Minnehaha is an okay school, theres lots of assholes and sluts there but there is a small population of the coolest kids there. So it doesnt balance it out but it makes school liveable.

Lately I've noticed that Hacky-sack is coming back from whenever it started. I asked my dad if he had played hacky-sack and his answer was no. I tried to play it but i really suck at it. I'm too slow to be able to bring my legs up with lightining speed. I've only been able to hit it once and only once. Well ill post more either tonight or tomorrow. By the way me and some church friends are going to hang out with alison who used to be in the youth group but now isnt because she went to college. So ill see you later!