- Craig Biggio - 2B - Detriot
- Roberto Alomar - DH - Detriot
- Greg Maddux - SP - Detriot
- David Cone - SP - Detriot
- Barry Bonds, LF, 8-14 Days, Strained Tricep Muscle, Back On: 9/25 or 9/31
- Sammy Sosa, RF, 15-30 Days, Aneurysm in shoulder, 10/1 or 10/16
Goon: What the fuck is this?
[Picks up a bowling ball hesitatingly.]
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.
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