Heres how my family compares to Malcolm in the middles family. Which is a tv show on fox 29's comedy block hour. The main character is named Malcolm and everything is seen from his point of view.

My Dad: Doesn't match Malcolms dad or mom

My Mom: Doesn't match Malcolms dad or mom

Me: Reese (The oldest and the badboy of the family)

My Brother Joe: Dewey (The spazzy and stupid one)

My Little Brother Jacob: Malcolm (The only smart one in the family, the one that holds them together)

While my family doesnt actually fit, it is pretty close.

Urban Dictionary Definition of Crunked

People have been saying this and I didnt know what it meant but now I do.

Definition of Esperanto

How many people speak Esperanto?

A website where you can learn to speak esperanto

Starlights Blog

A friend of mine was teaching his Biology class about reproduction and had said that sperm contains both fructose and glucose. Without hesitation, a female student put her hand up and said, "But it doesn't taste sweet."
True Story.

-From Starlights blog

Minnesota Twins vs. Toronto Bluejays Preview

Johan Santana the Cy Young award winner will be on the mound today. This season he is 5-1. Lets hope we can get him another run by getting some runs when he starts pitching those strikes.

Torie Hunter who had a sore wrist is returning tonight. He has won 4 gold glove awards and is batting .272 (12-44) with 3 RBIs in 10 games this month.

The ex twin Corey Koskie will be back in the Metrodome for the first game since he left the twins. I hope we can get some runs and can support Santana. Because that makes me mad when he pitches great and only allows a run but our offense cant score any runs to counter that with.

Like a Kumquat, flying out of a jet engine.

Twins massacre Tigers : 8-4

The Minnesota Twins scored five runs in the first inning! This does not happen often and because of this Kyle Lohse could warm himself up and ended with some good stats. Terry Tiffee was to replace the injured Justin Morneau and he got an RBI and even scored himself.

I think if the Twins keep up this momentum they'll be unstoppable!
WHHOOOOO!!!! GO TWINS!!!!

I just got dumped by this freshman and now i dont no wut to think. I thought she liked me but it turned out she could care less. So now I have to recover and think things over like am i really ready for a relationship and what am i gonna do next time. oh well ill post more about this tomorrow.

Dont Take A Water Gun To A Scissor Fight

Some anger issues...

“I'd rather save a home run than hit one. I've always been like that. Defense is what I pride myself on."

The twins one 2 out of their 3 games vs. Seattle and sadly, only won one game out of three vs. their rivals the White Sox. The twins standings in the central division is 2nd. Our record is (3-3). Our next series is vs. Detroit. I think we will rock them!