Like a Kumquat, flying out of a jet engine.

Twins massacre Tigers : 8-4

The Minnesota Twins scored five runs in the first inning! This does not happen often and because of this Kyle Lohse could warm himself up and ended with some good stats. Terry Tiffee was to replace the injured Justin Morneau and he got an RBI and even scored himself.

I think if the Twins keep up this momentum they'll be unstoppable!
WHHOOOOO!!!! GO TWINS!!!!

I just got dumped by this freshman and now i dont no wut to think. I thought she liked me but it turned out she could care less. So now I have to recover and think things over like am i really ready for a relationship and what am i gonna do next time. oh well ill post more about this tomorrow.

Dont Take A Water Gun To A Scissor Fight

Some anger issues...

“I'd rather save a home run than hit one. I've always been like that. Defense is what I pride myself on."

The twins one 2 out of their 3 games vs. Seattle and sadly, only won one game out of three vs. their rivals the White Sox. The twins standings in the central division is 2nd. Our record is (3-3). Our next series is vs. Detroit. I think we will rock them!

Idiot!

Last night me and my family watched napoleon dynamite.
Its pretty flippin funny!

Hey Napoleon what are you going to do today?

Whatever i feel like GOSH!

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Urban Legends Reference Pages: Rumors of War (Madrid)

It says that their was 911 days bettween the September 11 Terrorist attacks on the U.S. and the 2004 train bombings in Madrid, Spain.

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Twins look promising for this 2005 season!

article about joe mauer moving to the infield from mlb.com

If his knee doesnt get better they might move him to third
and then move michael cuddyer to 2nd base.