Ahhhh!! The last week of my sophomore year in highschool! Only two years left! Well this week I got finals, which really sucks! And im studying a ton it feels like my brain is going to explode with all this knowledge. Well me and my family just spent our memorial day weekend at our cabin in douglass county, Wisconsin. It was fun and beautiful. We played baseball, golf, fixed up our club house, shot guns at a target, had bonfires, slept on a porch, played games by the fire. It was marvelous. I cant wait for school to be over and for summer to officially start!

Alright Today in World History with Mr. Erickson, we were watching a movie on Japan. All the kids in the class were laughing and making fun of the people in the movie for the whole class period which shows how shallow and narrowminded we Americans are. Thats the problem with our generation, we dont care about other religions or societies and we just laugh at them. Well I'm sorry but that is not cool.

Baseball Lingo

basket catch -- When a fielder catches a ball with his glove near belt level.
cycle -- When a batter hits a single, double, triple and home run in the same game.
gopher ball -- A pitch hit for a home run, as in "go for."

Heres how my family compares to Malcolm in the middles family. Which is a tv show on fox 29's comedy block hour. The main character is named Malcolm and everything is seen from his point of view.

My Dad: Doesn't match Malcolms dad or mom

My Mom: Doesn't match Malcolms dad or mom

Me: Reese (The oldest and the badboy of the family)

My Brother Joe: Dewey (The spazzy and stupid one)

My Little Brother Jacob: Malcolm (The only smart one in the family, the one that holds them together)

While my family doesnt actually fit, it is pretty close.

Urban Dictionary Definition of Crunked

People have been saying this and I didnt know what it meant but now I do.

Definition of Esperanto

How many people speak Esperanto?

A website where you can learn to speak esperanto

Starlights Blog

A friend of mine was teaching his Biology class about reproduction and had said that sperm contains both fructose and glucose. Without hesitation, a female student put her hand up and said, "But it doesn't taste sweet."
True Story.

-From Starlights blog

Minnesota Twins vs. Toronto Bluejays Preview

Johan Santana the Cy Young award winner will be on the mound today. This season he is 5-1. Lets hope we can get him another run by getting some runs when he starts pitching those strikes.

Torie Hunter who had a sore wrist is returning tonight. He has won 4 gold glove awards and is batting .272 (12-44) with 3 RBIs in 10 games this month.

The ex twin Corey Koskie will be back in the Metrodome for the first game since he left the twins. I hope we can get some runs and can support Santana. Because that makes me mad when he pitches great and only allows a run but our offense cant score any runs to counter that with.

Like a Kumquat, flying out of a jet engine.